“You are really funny”

WHY IS EVERYTHING A JOKE TO YOU??

“You are very strong”

WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE??

“You are quite calm and collected.”

WHY ARE YOU QUIET WHEN I TALK TO YOU??

“I like how focused and ambitious you are”

YOU NEVER HAVE TIME FOR ME!!

“You treat me well; you are such a gentleman”

HOW MANY OTHER GIRLS DO YOU DO THIS FOR??

“You are so present”

ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE COUCH ALL DAY!!

.. the causticness of life